2 - Thou shalt not play Jermaine Beckford as a lone striker at any time
3 - Thou shalt not say "I took some positives from the game" when thy butt hast been kicked by the mighty Bury and thou shalt give the credit for the victory to the Goddess "Yoolukigit" lest she be offended and smite thee from on high
4 - Thou shalt play Joe Mason and Craig Davies together in the Holy Formation of 4 - 4 - 2
5 - Thou shalt put players in their best positions and allow them to play to their strengths at all times
6 - Thou shalt not park the bus with half an hour to go when we are winning
7 - Thou will not make that substitution you are sure will save the day. Instead thou shalt being on anyone else other than whomever you were personally thinking about.
8 - When we play like our boots have been tied together and have had less than forty percent of all possession thous shall not claim you were "impressed with our spirit", blame the referee or in any way attempt to lie about how bad we were.
9 - Thou shalt stop giving away penalties
10 - Thou shalt resign immediately, thus saving we poor suffering fans from any further pain and suffering. Then shall much gladness reign in the hearts of all faithful Trotters. If thou wouldst also be so kind as to take Philipius Darkside with thee when there shall soon be a "Dougie Freedman: Saviour of Macron-Land" statue next to the Mighty Sir Nat Lofthouse.
There, ten commandments for all trotters to follow.